When American Pie was released on July 9, , I had just turned years-old. Despite any missteps the franchise might have made and boy, were they made , the franchise left behind a legacy—one that hilariously and accurately details the male sexual experience. First, I headed to the grocery store, where I cautiously combed each aisle in search of my temporary soulmate. I felt like people knew why I was there. They could see the crumbs on my dick already. I felt so much shame, in fact, that I passed each available checkout and opted for self-checkout instead.
Ross Lynch fires pucks all over the place as he teaches Jay how to be a hockey goalie in the "Special Skills" season finale. Watch the video. Homer gets arrested during a riot at a St. Patrick's Day parade. While out on bond, he meets a bail bondsman who gets him a job in the same line of work. Homer proves inept at his new occupation and nearly loses his life when a bond-jumper fires a bullet at his head. Luckily, Flanders happens to be standing in front of Homer with a sheet of bullet-proof glass.
It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on September 28, In a twisted turn of events, he becomes Ned Flanders' partner. Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns as Snake 's girlfriend Gloria for the third time. A group of hungry children steal Marge's picnic basket.
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